I am filing that right in between "People who live in grass houses shouldn't steal thrones" and "Never change streams in the middle of a horse", in the "Very Long Bad Jokes" file. Right next to "A rolling moose gathers no stones."

It is really pathetic. I mean, Pathos incarnate. I struggle against the impulse to send a withering blast of hot fire down upon you, the Legion Hall, and all the Pocatellians in the library, out of simple vengeance for such a bad joke.

Expect a copy of it to arrive in your email about eleven times in the next 48 hours.


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