Och jings crivens, and help ma boab.
Nae anither yin lassie? Ah thocht ye wirnae gaun tae hae ony mair. The heat aff that mony caundles will set aff the fire alarms in the hale o' Orkney.
Mind, at least ye'll hae the fireman tae gie a wee bittie cake tae.

Onyweys, ye're the kind o' freend a'buddy should hae, an' ah wish ye aw ra best pal.

Mind ye blaw an' dinnae sook hen.


Giok