I had a guy give me that "...but they can't call 911" line once out here. I'd told him that I was armed (true, but the guns are locked away in the basement and the ammo is locked up seperately). I looked at him with what I hope was a cold, deadly eye and replied, "If I call 911 I won't have any fertilizer for the roses."

He really didn't have much to say to that, so he gave me a funny look and left.

Or am I repeating myself?