I'm afraid he fits my description of a prat. The Englishman who went up the Hill etc was filmed in my family's part of Wales, and the way he behaved to some of the staff at the Lake Vyrnwy Hotel made it to the local papers, and lives on among the *folk*. (Gosh - please someone write a ballad! The talent is there locally!) I was Production Co-ordinator for a film company which was Oscar nominated, so I'm pretty happy in my belief that film people don't have the right to be up-market yobs ...

But you're right that it's great we don't all fancy the same types. I have two friends - one female hetro, one male gay - and they tend to fancy the same blokes. Can get slightly surrealistic ...

Sian