"I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)" by Chris Yacich

[C]Standing by the [G7]fruit store on the [C]corner
[C]Once I heard a [G7]customer com[Gm]plain [A7]
You [D7]never seem to [G]show
The [D7]fruit we all love [G]so
[D7]That's why bus'[Am]ness [D7]hasn't been the [G]same [Dm][G7]

[C]I don't like [Gaug]your [C]peaches,
[D7]They are full of stones
[G7]I like bananas because they have no [C]bones! [Gaug]

[C]Don't give me [Gaug]to[C]matoes,
[D7]Can't stand ice-cream cones
[G7]I like bananas because they have no [C]bones! [C7]

No [F]matter where I go,
With Susie, [Cdim]May or [C]Anna
[Am]I [D7]want the world to [Am]know,
I [D7]must have my ba[G7]nanas

[C]Cabbages [Gaug]and [C]onions
[D7]Hurt my singing tones
[G7]I like bananas because they have no [C]bones!