To get back to the family show....

When I was a drinking man, long ago, I would get home and realise that I was hungry. A cup of dry porridge oats with lashings of sugar, washed down -and it takes some washing down- with milk. Later I mixed the milk in, but that's a bit poofy.

Sounds rough even to me now, but it's quick, easy, and helps with the booze. As mister Dilmar says, "Doo try it!