Are you saying, dearest colleague, that the Democratic Party--perish the thought--is capable of corruption!!!!!???

But, seriously, are you saying that by making a rule that says if P, then Q, and finding P, therefore implementing Q is tantamount to corruption? How on earth do you reckon that? Florida and Michigan both, for whatever reasons, decided to reschedule their primaries in direct nonconformance with agreed upon rules of conduct, yes? Or do I have that part wrong as well?

That is like going 80 in a 35 zone and calling the cop who pulls you over a fascist pig for not understanding that you were just having fun and weren't endangering anyone. Or like skipping all your classes and calling the prof a capitalist tool because he fails you for the course.

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