Awwww, Amos--I would never shoot you!

That would be far too quick, and I've never been one for the quickies.

But then, I know that's the only occassion some of you old boys have been able to rise to even with your Viagra, for decades or more now. But still, does every conversation with you old timers have to be about your penis problems?

Besides, I'd much rather drag you behind my car for a long distance, watching you kick and scream your way into the Brave New World.

:)