My Father went for seafood, one fine night
Down by the shore, by the Eddystone Light
He met a mermaid, who said, said she
FUGU I shall, but don't kiss me!

Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me!
My father had a taste for sashimi!

From this union, there came three
A puffer, a blowfish, and then there's me
Mom taught me to swim, and helped me sail
Dad just showed me how best to get tail!

Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me!
My father had a taste for sashimi!

My brother's the puffer, like a chimney he smokes
Coughing and hacking and quite often chokes
It's not a matter of addiction and will
It's just his lungs are really fish gills!

Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me!
My father had a taste for sashimi!

My sister the blowfish, likes sailors a lot
When they put out bait, she always gets caught
In fact, they all swear, if she only had feet
She'd be the belle of the whole Seventh Fleet

Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me!
My father had a taste for sashimi!

Dad died, last night, only fifty three
He kissed Mom for their anniversary
She always said FUGU, DOn't kiss me!
For her lips were loaded with toxicity!

Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me!
My father had a taste for sashimi!