Well Guest Mushroom of 3 posts, lets take a look at what you find so ridiculous:

"Action Man story Teribus is becoming ridiculous. First your a sailor, then your a Marine, then you were an interrogator in some special unit, then you served up nosh, now your on the streets of Ulster removing dead bodies ?"

Take it bit by bit shall we?

The Royal Marines ARE part of the Royal Navy - Does that clear up any confusion over "First your a sailor, then your a Marine,"

When have I ever said that I was - "an interrogator in some special unit" Guest Ram - I'll save you a little time and effort - Never.

"then you served up nosh" - Eh No I think that you will find that it was one of your one post Guest Mushrooms that came up with that one, probably yourself.

Did forces serving in Ulster clean up after IRA, INLA Bombs, yes they did.

So lets see how ridiculous that looks shall we:

"Action Man story Teribus is becoming ridiculous. Served in Northern Ireland attached to Royal Marines and had experience of clean up operations in the aftermath of terrorist bomb attacks."

I can think of about 30-odd thousand British Servicemen who could vouch for that not being in the slightest bit ridiculous.

Now toddle off and think up what you're going to call yourself next time you post.