Pedant alert! My post of 8.10am contains a typo which thus renders a neatly placed adverb into a nonsensical adjective; for this unwitting though entirely unforgivable abuse of the English Language I will now go and lacerate my back with razor blades and rub the resulting wounds with the salty excrement of sea gulls. Better that than having to suffer another volley of puerile smuggery (is there such a word? The red dots would suggest perhaps not, but I rather like it) from Don Firth and his sycophantic mollusc.