You ain't asking the real tough $64,000 question here, nutty, the one that people are afraid to ask out loud...and that is:

Is America ready to have a chimp as president and commander-in-chief?

My advisors say "YES!"

My constituents say "YES!"

My gut says "HELL, YES!!!"

Hell, yes! Get ready for some REAL changes in Washington this time around. Vote APP all the way. We will rattle the branches in Washington, buddy, and some ripe mangos and coconuts are gonna fall!