The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #111759   Message #2358420
Posted By: Little Hawk
05-Jun-08 - 12:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Is America ready ??
Subject: RE: BS: Is America ready ??
If Chongo is elected, there will be fresh mangos available in every grocery store and convenience store across America. Chongo will also go to the Middle East and meet with the principal leaders of Israel, Hamas, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Egypt, Kuwait, Yemen, Turkey, the Kurds, the Iraqi Shiites, the Iraqi Sunnis, etc, PLUS the top execs of the western multinational oil companies...he will ask them to all meet in a room together and talk out their differences across the table until they reach an amicable agreement on behalf of their suffering citizens worldwide. The exits to that room will be sealed and guarded by very large and mean gorillas. The various political and business leaders will not be let out of said room until they have come to an agreement that satisfies all parties and ends the current military conflicts once and for all.

Since that could take awhile for those guys to reach such an accord, Chongo says he is willing to devote as much time as necessary, but he will also ensure that the esteemed leaders only have enough food and water in that room to last for 10 days. He figures that by the 11th or 12th day of consultation things should be all worked out...