Man, I was moved to tears when I read your post, Rapaire! How can anyone turn aside from these people in dire need, turn their back, and walk away? I, for one, am stunned by the heartlessness of those who would abandon hosers to the misery of their misbegotten lives.

Now listen, folks: What you must do...and do it NOW...is you must go to the 85 Billion Posts thread, post there, and declare your intention to make a contribution to the Help a Hoser Foundation. That, plus your post here, will activate a process whereby Bill Gates will send ten dollars Canadian to the Help The Hosers Foundation, located in Mimico. That's the Help The Hosers Foundation, located in beautiful downtown Mimico, Ontario, the home of quilted mince muffins.

YOU can make the difference in the lives of people like Shane McBride.

Do it NOW!