I have been a member of HAH for years. Some people turn up, or plug, their noses at hosers. Well, I say, there, but for the grace of Unemployment Injoyment, go I. Many of my friends and relatives up Kent County, New Brunswick are Fresh Air Inspectors, and, without them, many elderly would not have fresh trout, salmon, moose, deer, porcupine and the like.

Now, Hosers up Kent County ain't like yer big city Hosers in yer Mimico an yer Blind River. Hell, my trout come from Blind Brook, just below the Mine Bridge just short of Beersville where my cousins the Burgess' got their spread. Well, they used to until the lumberin opened up the woods so that the city kids could get to the brook with them there fancy ATV's n such. Acourse, that there opened up a new industry in Kent County... ATV repairs and parts.... wholesale prices.

Anyway, I won't prattle on. If ya can't help with a post er a donation er a donut, buy some porcupine quills from a Hoser. After ya dip em in shine, they make a dandy toothpick and they'll do in a pinch if ya haven't got a pin fer yer buds (also availabe from yer backwoods hoser). Just soak em overnight with yer teeth first on accounta they'll blow like a seed afire!

Tight lines, straight shootin an keep er twixt the ditches eh!