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This posting has 2 heads, as my older twin says whenever anything has two major parts: 1) The "A Joke To Share" thread was getting too long for my computer [imagine blicky here; am sure some bottomfeeder, as I've read us being called, will do a real one soon], and 2) I am collecting jokes that have to be told in conjunction with other jokes. I don't know any musical ones, so consider this second head a gauntlet!

If you don't know the kind of joke I mean, I'll give you 2 examples.Bold indicates the joke that cannot be told alone.

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
And 'e bit me again!

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: Why do elephants have such long trunks?
A: Because sheep don't have strings.