Youse had confessionals? When I was a lad, I had to kneel before Father and confess... no confessional... no screen... so he could look right into my eyes and tell I was lying.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I took The Lord's Name in vain."

"And why did you sin lad?"

"Three big boy's pelted me with snowballs and I couldn't get away Father."

"Ah. So, you swore because they assaulted you."

"No, Father. Because the other two beat me up after I kicked the big one in the nuts."

"Say two Our Father's and three Hail Mary's and keep kicking next time."

Father Peter Magee.. a Flying Father... that is a Canuck thang. Google it.