Consider this:-
Tomatoes never complain!
You don't catch STDs from tomatoes.
Tomatoes are always oraly satisfying.
Tomatoes aren't worried about the colour of your skin.
You can have a tomato whever you want one.
Tomatoes don't get headaches.
Tomatoes are invariably juicy, even when they are older.
You can love tomatoes and they never let you down.

Point proved for you Villan