A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, she meet a neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of red tomatoes. She asked him, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
He responded, "Each day at sunrise I water my tomatoes, I sing to them wearing only my house coat and just before going back into the house I flash in front of my garden. and my tomatoes turn red from blushing."
Being impressed, she decided to try the same thing.
A week later he was passing by and asked "By the way, how are tomatoes ?"
"Still green," she replied, "however, my cucumbers are huge!"