It's okay, Amos. I cracked the code.

The first capitalized letters are: JUWTHIALANWBCWDBR.

So your encoded message, when "de-anagramed", is one of these:

Bawd Jaw Burl Winch
Bawd Jaw Blur Winch
Brawl Jaw Chub Wind
Brawl Jaw Dub Winch
Brawl Jaw Bud Winch
Bawl Jaw Drub Winch
Brawn Jaw Chub Wild
Drawl Jaw Bub Winch
Draw Jaw Bulb Winch
Ward Jaw Bulb Winch
Wad Jaw Blurb Winch

Obviously you are having problems with your jaw -- perhaps TMJ disease? -- as well as having a "thing" for a winches. If you are thinking of using a winch to cure your jaw problem I can only recommend that you don't do it. Because the word "Brawl" appears in the first position most frequently I suspect that you hurt your jaw in a brawl, perhaps by being hit with a beer ("Bud") bottle in a thorough "Drub[bing]."

In any case I hope you get well soon.