Tomatoes, sex, what's the difference? Tomatoes get really red when ripe and squirt when you bite them. They're messy and drip all over you. 5 minutes after you've had one you want another AND you can slice them up and put them on a sandwich.

I love tomatoes--real red vine ripened summer tomatoes. Sex, I think I remember.

Of course, you could put a bunch or tomatoes in a giant vat and folks could get naked and dive in was a salt cellar. Of course then you'd have to worry about whether that nicely shaped ripe one was the one Bubba just had jammed in his butt crack. Oh well, no idea is perfect.