"Tomatoes, sex, what's the difference? Tomatoes get really red when ripe and squirt when you bite them. They're messy and drip all over you. 5 minutes after you've had one you want another AND you can slice them up and put them on a sandwich."
You're right, it does all sound about the same....until you get to the slice up and put on a sandwich part; then things get a little scary there....