In downtown Everett, WA there now resides a new multi-purpose stadium where all sorts of functions take place, but not many recall that at one time there used to be an old arena in uptown Everett where all of the events of the day used to happen. I used to be a regular during the women's wrestling events that took place there. There emerged, from among all of the various contestants that would compete there, one woman who became well known for her prowess on the mats. She became such a favorite that they awarded her the title of Queen wrestler and since her name was Leana, they started calling her Leana The Queen O' The Uptown Arena.

Leana the queen o' the uptown arena's
The girl that I adore
She spends her nights, wearin' lavender tights
Being bounced around the floor

How I suffer, how I suffer
When Brunhilda the Brute starts to rough her
She goes Ah! Ahh! Ah! Ahhh!
Ouch! She's pulling my hair!

I love her half nelson, there's nobdy else
In the world who's so divine
And Leana, the queen o' the uptown arena
Will soon be mine.

Leana, the queen o' the uptown arena
She gives me such a fright
I have to pay to see my fiancé
Being strangled every night

She can handle gorgeous Gertie
But when Gert uses holds that are dirty
She goes Ah! Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Ouch! She bending my knee

Her clothes will be tattered
Her teeth will be scattered
But how the sun will shine
When Leana, the queen o'
The uptown arena
Is mine all mine.


;o)