Megan, Ah've been wonderin'...could ye see fit tae send me a comprehensive glossary of aw' the best Scottish dialect worrds and phrases? I wuid then be bet'er prepaird tae respond in kind whin yer Granny starts carpin' aboot this or that. And I wuid also be mair able tae drive people aroond these parts daft wi' mah Scottish imitations! ;-) Do it now, lass. Time's a wastin'.

PM me wi' a full list.