We should all look upon Shane's incarceration, unfortunate as it may seem, as a blessing in disguise. Now he'll have a chance to avail himself of the vocational education programs available through our northern neighbour's progressive corrections policies. This could be the opportunity Shane's long needed to leave hoserhood behind and become a valuable and productive member of society.

Or maybe not.

He'll probably just fall in with some real low-lifes and become a genuine criminal when he gets out.