How about:

- being discovered in flagrante in your sleeping bag and being stabbed to death by seven of the lady's brothers?

- being kidnapped by roving press gangs?

- getting sacked up and delivered to the vivisectionist?

- being the only tentful of Macdonalds in a campsite full of Campbells?

- tent fabric not being durable enough to cope with Hard Rain when it falls?

- contamination of the Workers' Beer?