Just refreshing the thread really so mundane questions follow. I wasn't going to ask but hey, may as well fill the space! ;)

"It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely."

I love the way Def Shepard avoided being ask by using a question mark... What is the nice way to say "go piss up a rope"?

Can you go to the toilet on a rope please??? still sounds a bit... can't think of the word.

lol