Greg
Point taken, MTed. But in fairness to myself, I do help organise a few events and so on and I take H&S very seriously. Doesn't mean you aren't allowed to make jokes about bodhran-players, does it?

Banjo jokes are funnier PAL.

The best jokes about H&S should be so black it focusses the mind.

You can't imagine the bizarre way just one person will react to blood or fire. It only needs one person to run and trip 10 more and and and.

Ibrox Park, Heisel Stadium, Bradford, Hillsborough, that amusement arcade in Douglas IOM (plenty more if you want lists). The reason history repeats itself is because no one is listening. Money obscure their ears too.