The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #112229   Message #2372709
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
23-Jun-08 - 03:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: 4th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 4th Joke thread of 2008!
"Playing One's Age"

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables
in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated,
she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today!
What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know...
why don't you play your age?"

He walks away.

Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way
through the crowd.

The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all
her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she
just fainted!"