"It gets a bit boring when any simple posting gets hijacked by saddo's who want to analyse the meaning of every last word"

Absolutely. Kind of the point I was making albeit in a slightly convoluted way...

I don't think it would be that easy to find the answer to your original question which is why I gave the meaning of life as my answer. A suprising number of people I assumed were first and formost folk singers/musicians actually have a day job of some sort or another.

PS: What sort of campervan, Kampervan? Mine's a Mazda Bongo.