Wow. That's a really important job, innit?? Imagine if people could put offensive innuendo on their license plates. It would be awful!!!!! The streets would be littered with offended souls, cringing and resenting, the lines would be jammed with complaints no-one would pay the slightest attention to, morals would be corrupted, the economy would sag, inflation would loom, prices skyrocket, world peace would be compromised, the world would become rude...

Gee--take away the license plates and it sounds a lot like now...



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