The 'Worst Song Ever' thread brought to mind a truly awful song by the Strawbs, I think(?) It was called 'The Man Who Called Himself Jesus'. One particularly piquant verse goes, "I thought my pint of beer had turned into a pint of blood" (lovely!).

I'm sure I've mentioned this before but I put it in the search engine and nothing came up. Anyone else remember this catastrophe of a song?