uuhhh..... leveller ....... We are not afraid. We kicked your arse out of here a long time ago (twice in fact), and played a large part in the victories against those that attacked your shores in a World War. We aren't afraid, or insecure. And last I checked, it was your country that imposed its wishes on cultures around the world that then kicked them out. How many examples do you want? It is your country that has been condemned by Amnesty International and many other organizations for you actions in the North of Ireland.

As to the food, these companies are not forcing you lot to buy it, are they? If you are pissed off that the food is there, then you need to attack your own people instead of us. They are buying it and embracing it. But in your arrogance, you refuse to accept that it is your people doing this. It must be those low life Yanks, no?

As to the TV, it seems to me that these days it is your country that is exporting this trash. That means that it is your culture that is the root of this explosion.

Take a look in the mirror, old chap. And ask Bill Sables, Giok MacKenzie, or any of the Shellbacks about my country. They enjoyed it, and its people, a great deal. And we loved having them. Can't wait to see Andrew and Carole again. By the by, they didn't see or hear any guns going off either. And I am very excited about the time I will get to visit your country. I am sure I will be treated very well, and enjoy the company and song of many friends, old and new. But don't come around with this tripe you are spreading. Makes for good tomatoes, but not very good conversation and discussion.

Mick