If this appears twice it's because the first attempt appeared to disappear into cyberspace ...

Thanks Volgadon & The Doctor,

Ah, nostalgia isn't what it used to be! Or in this particular case it isn't!

I'd completely forgotten about the verse which begins:

"In the pub I asked him if he'd tried to see the pope
And he said although he'd thought about it there was really not a hope..."

Priceless!! A gem!