Abionic???..Naw, of course all the dinosaurs got together an one or two places, and turn into all that oil...Boy! There sure must have been scads upon scads, of them, who didn't decay like everything else does!!...Now, who is being silly????..The earth, 'makes' it, just as it 'makes' natural gas.
And as far as your 'reports' on how SUVs are doing all this,..yeah, take a boat, to the southern hemisphere, take temperature readings, coming up from the ocean floor, then you can return, and tow your boat home, in your electric car, and feel even more stupider...but at least you won't change your mind!!...Boy! They got you!!
And as far as the wading boots??..I have both boat a boat, and dive equipment, waders would be far more inefficient, like your propagandized 'logic'! ....other than that, Hey! you're ok...Love ya'