""Whyaye, bonnie lad. Did you give a wave to the Gateshead flasher?" (Theleveller...who could, kindly, reveal himself, for clarity!?)...who was there from Gateshead...?"

Don't be so perverse! Reveal myself as what? If you're really that intersted, find me on myspace. Who the hell are you, anyway?

Did you not go up that ancient English highway, The Great North Road and see Mr Gormley's magnificent structure?

BTW, did you see Brother Crow winning best song and best tune awards? Missed it, unfortunately, but very well deserved.