on a singers night you don't see anything that's dull, Phil. they must sell bloody strong beer round that way.

I look on singers night - more as a sort of dialogue with the community. I get to say a bit. And they get to say a bit. And the village bore wangles it, so he gets to say a lot. I mean, that's only human nature.

I tell you one thing though. I've been struggling all night trying to get a load of stuff on my website and Youtube, and I missed my local singers night.

People are a lot more fun than computers - even the psychotic bores who do that traditional stuff.