Well, this ol' hillbilly is booked to perform at a 4th of July Festival in Luray, Va... But we're slotted from 6:00 to 7:00 so there will be plenty of time after packin' up our gear for the important stuff like, ahhhhh, drenking beer and checkin' out the womenz... You know, men stuff...

BTW, Spawzer... That was one fine tale, son...

B~