For your retirees:

When I retire in due time,
Way down to Florida;
Mine Miami Condo will be devine,
And we'll roll the U-Haul down.

Cho:
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling the U-Haul down,
That Sweetheart of mine's on the Flatbush line;
And we'll roll the U-haul down.

A redwood hot tub there will be,
Way down in Florida;
With Champagne and a Jacuzzi,
And we'll roll the U-Haul down.

Cho:

Mine condo will have an ocean view,
Way down in Florida;
That the hurricanes will come right through,
And we'll roll the U-Haul down.

Cho:

My condo, it will be so neat,
Way down in Florida;
With Plastic covers on every seat,
And we'll roll the U-Haul down.

Cho:

Add verses as needed. When Bernie Klay moved to Florida, we added
The folks in Tampa had better flee,
Right out of Florida;
'Cause Bernie is the terror of the streets,
And we'll roll the U-Haul down.
etc.