Well, come on up here and we'll show you some real fencing. Electric, barbed wire -- we got it all!

By the way, our Club will be wearing cobalt blue long-sleeve tee shirts. If you see them, ask for Barb Steele (yes, that's her real name) and tell her Mike sent you -- and ask her if we're going to do the party in August.

I mess around with epee and a little sabre -- all steam. I also have a steam foil. Now, there IS a cavalry saber, a small sword, and a double-clamshell, swept-hilt rapaire just sort of hanging around the house, and a 17" blade bayonet for my 1917 Enfield rifle, and....