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Thread #60546   Message #2381003
Posted By: An Buachaill Caol Dubh
04-Jul-08 - 11:10 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Is this story true? - Hartlepool Monkey
Subject: RE: Folklore: Is this story true? - Hartlepool Monkey
Deleted, bigad! Try again:

"I, Frederique Fromage, ze famous French midshipmonkey, defy you English slaves to do your worst! I proclaim ze Droits de l'Homme and hurl defiance in your red, beefy, Imperialist faces! I bare my yellow teeth and turn to you my impressive Cul!! Oui, it is I, Le Citoyen Singe, who speaks! Le singe meurt et ne se rend pas! The monkey dies but never surrenders! Merde!"