Jeri... "I bought McPoutine there. It tasted pretty good but was full of fat, drippy and hard to eat while driving, much like their other foods."

Hehehehehe... good thing they didn't have Poutine Rappe. Now, driving and eating real poutine would be a trick! That there Quebec poutine is just not poutine.

Real poutine.

Sorry, gnu, couldn't get the diacritical marks in "rappe" to work.
el joe clone