I never expected to hear Flatley and Hulk Hogan mentioned in the same sentence, but I suppose if you're talking about shirtless Irishmen headlining overblown extravaganzas......

Hulk would snap Flately in two, that is, if he could catch him, but maybe they should team up together, after all. And Hogan could do a solo on "I Am A Lard Of A Dunce, Cried He" while wearing a Red White and Blue Loincloth to bring out his inherent "Uncle Sam-itism".

(Flatley and Hogan both claim that Hulk's statement that he "could knock down his weight in Orange Jews for breakfast" was taken out of context by the press, so at this point, their planned joint show goes on).....