Yes, SharonA, Skivee CAN be confusing, because he tries to be clever and says stuff like "two pair of us generaly go on each of two sister ships," which is a grammatical error leading to a factual misunderstanding, compounded by a wee orthographic faux pas.   

But one of the charming things about my ol' buddy Skivee is that, if you correct him, or try to help in any way, he accuses you of being jealous. Then he coughs up a lump of phlegm onto your shirt, making you wish you were wearing an amusingly named "Emergency Parka."

So those of us who know and love him usually just let things like that go....