Skivee and Nerd-

You realize of course that you are only tempting some of us to compose a ditty to commemorate this incident? Let's see, such graphic detail to work with:

"an inconsiderate noveau riche jerk who thinks that her every utterance is a wonderful gem worthy of Dorothy Parkers Algonquin Round Table."

There once was a seaman able,
Who met with ...

Or maybe not!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble