"But you're taking an apple in one hand and an orange in the other and saying that it's perfectly all right to call them both "apples." "

THAT'S THE POINT - NO ONE IS CALLING THEM APPLES. WE ARE CALLING THEM FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   AN APPLE IS AN APPLE AND AN ORANGE IS AN ORANGE!!!

Sorry Don, you are interpretting this all ass-backwards. No one is saying that an apple is an orange!!!!!!

Folk music is to fruit what apples are to sea chanteys and oranges are to contemporary singer-songwriters.