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Thread #327 Message #2386327
Posted By: Genie
11-Jul-08 - 03:31 AM
Thread Name: Versions: Unicorn Song (Green Alligators)^^^
Subject: Lyr Add: UNICORNS (GREEN ALLIGATORS) (Silverstein
OH, NO! A folk song (or kids' song) that's factually inaccurate! What IS this world coming to!? LOL
Is that the only nonsensical part of the song you can find, Gurney? ; D
BTW, the DT version seems to have at least a couple errors - primarily the parts in ALL CAPS:
UNICORNS (GREEN ALLIGATORS) (Shel Silverstein)
A long time ago, when the Earth was green, There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen. THEY run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-necked geese, Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees, Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain, He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain." He says, "Hey, BROTHER Noah, I'll tell you what to do, Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those
Green alligators and long-necked geese, Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees, Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, Don't you forget My unicorns.
Old Noah was there to answer the CALLIN' He FINISHED UP THE ARK just as the rain started FALLIN'. He marched the animals two by two And he called out as they came through, "Hey Lord, I've got green alligators and long-necked geese, Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees, Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn; I just can't find no unicorns."
And Noah looked out through the driving rain. Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games, Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried And the waters came down and sort of floated them away That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born You're never gonna see no unicorns
UNICORNS (GREEN ALLIGATORS) (Shel Silverstein)
A long time ago, when the Earth was green There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain" He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those
Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall He marched the animals two by two And he called out as they came through Hey Lord, I've got green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games Kicking and splashing IN THE MISTY MORN (or, while the rains was POURIN') - Oh, them silly unicorns!
There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is POURIN' And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide. The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried, And the waters came down and sort of floated them away - That's why you never see unicorns to this very day.
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese, Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees, Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, You're never gonna see no unicorns.