The next to board was a noveau riche jerk,
Who turned around with a smirk,
Who turned around with a smirk
When she joined our jovial crew;
She said "Would you sing "Stormy Weather?
No, 'The Star Spangled Banner' would be better!"
And I was left in one fine fetter --
When Jones Ale was new, me boys,
When Jones Ale was new!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble