CarolC, me too...

"Doctor, my mother abandoned me and my forty-six siblings while we were still in the eggs. My father ate two of my brothers a week later. I've always hated the taste of insects, yet can't resist eating them. I have a very busy schedule - running a secret world government is very time consuming, exhausting! All I really want to do is sun myself for a month on a hot rock somewhere, but do you think the stinking Komodo Overlords care? Of course not, they're gawddamned cold-blooded!".