"Anyone who says this... needs an iPod, and needs it really bad."

I started talking nice and the first reply was 'this one isn't worth it', so I gave it regular street/forum and I was told I was stupid now I'm formal I'm told I need an iPod. It's clear why 1954 is such slippery stuff, you can't nail the motherf*cker with language.
Maybe there's a folk dialogue which is the only way to talk about it?